After Olivia's first circus performance, we had a long walk to the car and she had to change in the minivan. She took all her clothes and proceeded to do the "naked dance" and sang the little jingle she made up to go with it. Olivia loves to show off her nakedness and we have had some serious talks about private parts. I said to her, "Olivia, that police officer up there is going to come and arrest you for being naked in public. It is against the law."
Olivia very calmly and with the straightest face said in a quiet tone, "Are YOU going to call 911?"
Next time, I just might. Geez.
Them, on the way home from swimming Olivia said her children were being very naughty so she pretended to call 911 and ask the officer to take them to jail. They were in jail about 15 seconds before they were let out. Whew.
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