Texting the peasants

Snuggling in bed, Olivia whispered, "Mommy, I have to tell you a secret."
Me: ok
O: SCREAMING - "I DON'T SPEAK TO PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!..........was that loud?"
Me: yes
O: "Was it awesome?.......Mommy, what are peasants?"

Oh the magic of Disney...



Disclaimer: I do not and never will text while driving. 

In the car tonight, Olivia said, "Hey Mom, I will watch where you are going if you wanna text. Go ahead, you may text."

Barbie Unicorn Madness!

Barbie-Unicorn Cupcakes! 

 Olivia loved them!

 Sad zebra-corn

 Barbie-Unicorn on 3! 1-2-3! 

 Making unicorn poop cookies

 Olivia is about to pound the rest of the sprinkles from the unicorn poop cookies.

 The Aftermath

 The Aftermath

 Crazy Eyes! 

 Morgie was taken it back to the pirate party days, lookin' for a 'stache. Showing her true colors.

 Watching the sun come up. Awe.

Officially 5! 1-2-3-4-5!

1

 2

3

 4

and....5!!!!

The Great Wall of Trash

Me: "Olivia, there is not a trash can down there." (Referring to her throwing garbage down between her bed and the wall). 


O: "Yes, there is...a really small one, reeeallllllly tiny...it is a fairy dust trash can, it is only this big but it is there, really!". 


I am afraid to look down into the garbage hole of death. At least, that is what I now imagine is down there.

Red Lobster, here we come!

O: "Mommy, I wanna eat there, the crab restaurant!!!! (pointing to Red Lobster)  Mommy, did you know you can eat crabs?  Daddy, when did you get crabs?...  Mommy, when did you get crabs? ... If you eat the legs, do you eat the crab arms, too?  ...Can you eat the whole crab body?  I am NOT eating crabs unless they take ALL the blood out."

Oh, Rangey...

Does my husband profess his love for his wife or family online? No!!!!!!!! His boat is another story...

Sunday Football Pre-Game Chant

Call me maybe...babies

The second they hear music, the clothes come off.

Chuck's first doo

Charlie is officially 2!

From Daddy:
"I just watched the video you posted on fb of C's bday singing and cake. I did not realize any of the following:

I am an amazing singer
Olivia never listens to direct orders from me (re: blowing out candles)
Olivia cannot control herself when it comes to touching someone else's food
Olivia thinks it's normal to smash one's face in their cake prior to eating
I don't want my parenting style / yelling-at-kids to be on tape....(re: are you still taping?)"

Hey! Let's go to the hospital AGAIN!

Just call me wheezy!

Piiiiiiraaaaate Paaaarrrrrrty!

 Birrrthday Piiiirrrrates!

 Ahoy!

 Captain Morgan! 

 Silly string attack!

 Blarin' out the candlahlllsss!