Hula hoopy crazy ABC

Mark and Olivia went shopping for some high efficiency light bulbs at the local Walmart. Upon exiting the store, Olivia said, "Daddy, I think we forgot something."

Mark replied, "What did we forget?"

O: "Hula hoops, Daddy, we forgot to buy hula hoops."

M: "Should we go back?"

O: "Nah, we can get them next time."

Olivia in the van: "Daddy, when I was young, I used to sing my ABC's so crazy!"

Mark: "How did you sing them crazy when you were young?"

O: proceeds to sing the ABC's very crazily...

M: "Wow, that was crazy!"

O: "I KNOW, that is what I said!"

Wise beyond her years...

While snuggling in bed, Olivia told me, "You need to teach me things, Mommy...you need to teach me things because I need to know them."

10-4 cutie pie, it is my pleasure and joy to teach you everything I know and more.

Grandma: "Olivia, I saw you riding on a tube!"

Olivia: "Did you see it on Facebook?"

OMG

Tonight, Olivia was playing catch with her cousins outside and stuffed a ball down her pants, put her hands on her hips and thrust out her pelvis and yelled, "Hey Daddy, look at my girl penis!"

Mark and David ran out of ideas to play outside, Olivia shrugged her shoulders and said, "Well, we could just roll around in the grass or something?"

Overheard...Olivia to Lily (Lily was sitting in the stroller) - "Lily, are you sitting on your gi-NAH? (vagina)

My Meat Belt

While hoisting two giant slabs of baby back ribs into our cart at Costco this evening, Olivia grabbed one and draped it across her lap. "Mommy, I wanna wear meat as a seat belt." "I am sorry Olivia, you cannot wear MEAT as a seat belt." Then began a meaty tug o' war to wrestle away the baby back.

Who does Charlie love more?!!!

Olivia doesn't look twice at Daddy and heads straight to Mommy. Charlie, on the other hand, leaves us hanging and lets out a few Tarzan yells before making his choice! Off to the baby races!