Happy New Year!

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Snowshoes, no problem.

Monster truck Chuck has it all figured out.

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

Christmas Day Collateral Damage Program is Under Attack

First Communication. 

Urgent Video Communication Followed: 

Belly dancing fool

Impulse purchase this evening of a belly dance wrap/skirt thingy. The drama and dancing ensues.

Winter Wonderland

Elves

First fashion faux pas

They are crazy, they are all crazy!

Nothing like a little role playing...




Or this. Perfectly Normal.

Random

You can't make this stuff up.

*This happened a couple of weeks ago, but I am documenting it here so that we NEVER FORGET such a good story!!!!*


O and I rushed home on an early flight, she even used some of her ninja skills sommersaulting down carpeted ramps at the airport to cover more ground. Mark said Charlie woke up with a really odd rash. Get home, this is what we find... A very serious, crazy, leaky sippy cup in bed, Orange Gatorade rash.

The Butt Royale

Me: "Olivia, do you need some help?"

Olivia, bending over: "Yes, the royal butt needs a good cleaning." And, hands me the wipes.

Scrappy Doo heads to the ER therefore she gets to eat rice pudding while lying in my North Face coat

Chef Mark gets two thumbs up

Snow princess

Nap anywhere, anytime

All Hallows Eve....or something like that.

Poor unicorn and dragon on their way for their annual check ups at the doctor on Halloween. How could I be so cruel? The unicorn had 3 shots, a blood draw, and nasal flu mist. At least I get to reward them with an entire day of CANDY, CANDY AND MORE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Olivia refused to roll down her sleeve, she wanted to show all the kids where the vampire nurse took her blood! Charlie was distracted by a tractor.

Dry run, practicing our lines.

 Candy Sort 2012

Texting the peasants

Snuggling in bed, Olivia whispered, "Mommy, I have to tell you a secret."
Me: ok
O: SCREAMING - "I DON'T SPEAK TO PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!..........was that loud?"
Me: yes
O: "Was it awesome?.......Mommy, what are peasants?"

Oh the magic of Disney...



Disclaimer: I do not and never will text while driving. 

In the car tonight, Olivia said, "Hey Mom, I will watch where you are going if you wanna text. Go ahead, you may text."

Barbie Unicorn Madness!

Barbie-Unicorn Cupcakes! 

 Olivia loved them!

 Sad zebra-corn

 Barbie-Unicorn on 3! 1-2-3! 

 Making unicorn poop cookies

 Olivia is about to pound the rest of the sprinkles from the unicorn poop cookies.

 The Aftermath

 The Aftermath

 Crazy Eyes! 

 Morgie was taken it back to the pirate party days, lookin' for a 'stache. Showing her true colors.

 Watching the sun come up. Awe.