So, you get a bit nervous when you attend your kid's first parent/teacher conference, right? All kinds of thoughts run through your mind... Does she say "dude boobs" and "duh" at school? Does she moon her classmates daily? Does she tell her teacher how we "pound" her? Is she kind? Rude? Funny? Obnoxious?
So it went like this: (big sigh) "Ummm...O-liv-ia....I...LOVE...HER!!!! I just want to keep her forever!!! Is that wrong to say?! She is a rule follower with a SPARK!....And, SHE IS FUNNY! But not class clown type funny."
